(This specialty publication is designed to appeal to the baser instincts of a largely Granok readership.)


ROCK TALK: Your rockin' correspondence.....002

IGNEOUS NIGHTS: Pictorial.....006

INTERVIEW: Krag Studrock rocks our world! .....012

METAMORPHICA: Lava-hot fiction by erotic powerhouse "Rocknonymous" .....022

CHIPS, FLAKES, AND GRAVEL: All the news and pix that wouldn't fit....036


Long time reader, first time writer

Been a fan of Rocks for a long time, especially the letters page, but never thought I'd have any kinda experience worth writin' in about ya know what I mean?

The first thing I noticed about her was her shine. Real polish on this one, reflective in all the right places with a walk that makes a fella feel metamorphic and boulders like I ain't seen since the War of Gnox. I was on guard duty and hadn't seen any trouble all night until she walked up.

"Hey there... lieutenant?" she asked me.

'Ha! Do I look like a stinkin' Dommie? I'm List an old-fashioned merc trooper. Don't call me 'lieutenant' I work for a livin'."

"Good," she purred, and the moon glinted off her shiny, light-blue shoulders in a way that left nothin' to the imagination. "Because I got a bb for ya, soldier."

I never seen rocks move like that but a few seconds later guard dub/ was the last thing on my mind.

(The text reads CONTINUED ON THE NEXT PAGE, but the text reader appears to be stuck on this page.)


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